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By humanalarmclock - 21/05/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
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trippydoll 4

DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.

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Melephant_fml 0

Been there. That was one reason why I broke up with him.

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Lqum26 0

Your really dumb. You, also seem like you are a b i t c h, offense intended.

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vanilin 0

it is true love xD but seriously, he is selfish

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SheLovesHerx 0

i say become a lesbian.. that would knock his ego down a bit. no really you should break up with him.

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Char_The_emo 0

becoming a lesbain wouldnt help...hes aske for both of them to stay the night

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Fitty1Fitty 0

Well um if she were lesbian I don't think she or her girlfriend would be sleeping over with a guy. Just sayin

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Regnard_fml 0

The funniest thing in this FML is that there is "anal" in OP username. Oh well.

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rupturedbananas_ 0

wow, xD suux to be an alarm clock. way tah make that snooze button jealous.

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femalepimp 0

tell him to get an alarm clock.

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mutant705 1

for your anniversary get him an alarm clock

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