Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower...

By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:37

I'm left feeling empty after reading this. So many questions! Who was there? Why was he there? What did you do? Did you still pee? Did you scream like a little bitch and pee all over the floor? I need answers!

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:30

Golden Shower

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ethan_unoxx 29

Saturday 23 August 2014 2:59

I do that too. whenever I go to my cousins house

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:31

What? This is a creepy one

andreastout 19

Tuesday 6 January 2015 4:50

That's why they invented glass shower doors

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 14 April 2015 1:39

Wait ...was somebody actually there??? WL

LadyCristal 11

Thursday 29 September 2016 0:31

Your post kind of remind me to a prank I tried to do once. While in College, I used to share an appartment with two other room mates. One of them had a crush on a guy of the same floor, but in the other tower, and she usually spied on him through the bathroom window. So once, I decided to hide in the shower and shout at her as soon as she pulled the curtains. That was the plan, all along. So as soon as I heard the elevator door, I run to the bath and hid behind the curtain. She didn't even take her jacket off or the handbag, she just run into the bathroom to spy!!! That took me by surprise, I didn't expected that, so I got scared and shouted. And then she got scare with my shout, and she run away and tripped over her foot and fell in the corridor. So from being the predator, I became the pray in this prank :p. We used to do that, now I kind of feel guilty about those jokes.