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By faily_tales - 11/07/2016 00:37 - United States

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Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML
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faily_tales tells us more.

faily_tales 16

OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?

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Welshite 39

And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."

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RememberSchlitz 9

I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.

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Unenunciable 14

Something tells me he's going to have a really hard time finding someone who's cool with that level of putting food in your butt.

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nykkiyo16 13

I did not know! Thank you for sharing, I'm sure I will eventually need this knowledge.

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thatguy3812 25

now the next time I'm walking down the street late at night and hear a hobo ask this question ask this question quietly to themselves, I can calmly and confidently answer them

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Draveren 11

I'm curious, OP. Would you still tell him the same thing, knowing what you now know? :D

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KaylaTackett 18

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that...

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TanteTine 5

Nooooooo, and now I can never unknow that.

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KeatonHanson 28

I'm not sure that I'll eat jumbo marshmallows for a while

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nesteremily 31

"I put a whole bag of jelly beans in my ass."

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brenton490 19

At least he didn't offer any of the marshmallows while telling you the story.

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