By faily_tales - 11/07/2016 00:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML
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faily_tales tells us more.

faily_tales 16

OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?

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Welshite 39

And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."

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RememberSchlitz 9

I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.

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Wonthebread 20

It's only going to be useful if you're starring in Wentworth.

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ThePaperDragon 31

Never have I regretted being part of this place more than I did after reading this post. Please, pass the brain bleach my way.

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Talis99 26

I really don't understand the pleasure behind screwing your body up. Piercings, burnings, whippings, stretching, scarification, vore, whatever. Just don't get it, myself.

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ChimeraThorne 19

Note to self. Don't read FML while eating marshmallows again!

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mrBearBear 11

Like... the whole bag as a piece or one marshmallow at a time til the bags empty?

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lysx84 24

That's exactly what I'm left wondering.

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False_Stupidity 41

I'm not sure we'd really like to find out... Although the curiosity is building.

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faily_tales 16

OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?

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vandj8 9

People are into some weird-ass shit.

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allie2590 31

Man that just sounds like a method of taking a really weird shit later.

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Catdragon 40

Does he eat chocolate covered marshmallows afterward?

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EbyKat 16

This is like the friend version of GGG and for you this is a fetish too far as Dan Savage would say. I hope you can tell him you are glad he felt comfortable enough to share with you but your interest in talking about it is limited to Zero details.

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EmoKami 21

Inflation feti-what?! I didn't even know that was a thing! and using marshmallows?! o___O

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crazymadimadz 12

Now that I have read this, I am left curious, yet sickened.....

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DeadxManxWalking 27

non folded?

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