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By lumi - 24/06/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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By onemoreruinedthing - 24/01/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML

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By bibobobonnor - 28/09/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML

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By lalalee - 18/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

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By Clorpy - 30/03/2018 07:00

Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:25

well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:52

Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:39

Kill . Skin. Eat. The three things you should do to ur brother ;]

lucksnothear1 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:14

OMG!! i am so sorry.....i myself am a Yzerman fan.....I am so sorry

acr91276 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:01

YDI What ******* retard leaves something of value out so it can get ruined. You are a ******* idiot.

PredyJessica 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:24

i would **** ******

shmaller 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:40

Not cute at all. You MUST be female.

vocalchords 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:51

Oh god, FYL, I would be livid. I'm a huge Red Wings fan.

fins4586 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:39

that is why i avoid little kids and their stupid pointless questions

Von_Mal 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:59

Kids are imbeciles.

Cheesegrater 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:21

at least he didn't throw it away

badben78 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:54

man i hear that. my little sister thought it would be cute to wear my autographed Tony Parker jersey

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