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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 01:31 - United States - Westfield

Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 12:52 - Australia

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

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By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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No sex, lots of violins

By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 11:01

Today, my violin broke and I have a recital coming up. I gave it to my friend to give it to the luthier and the luthier has fixed it. I asked my friend to return it to me and they became angry I was asking for too many favours. My recital is tomorrow and I can't get my hands on a violin for at least another week. FML

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By onemoreruinedthing - 24/01/2010 00:26 - United States

Today, my little brother learned to write his name. How did he tell the family? By writing it in permanent marker all over my 100 year old piano. FML

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By noshow - 11/12/2014 05:44 - United States - Richardson

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

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By ijustwannaplaymymusic - 27/05/2016 04:40 - United States - Jackson

Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 May 2019 20:40

Oh no, your little brother has a passion that isn't drugs or sex. Who approves these stories?

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 16 May 2019 18:53

O Waaahhh its just music , encourage him he could be great.

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 16 May 2019 18:53

O Waaahhh its just music , encourage him he could be great.

Gubbon 17

Thursday 16 May 2019 18:57

Why is that bad? I'd be happy if my brother would be into music and aspire to play an instrument.

Aiden89 23

Thursday 16 May 2019 19:37

Condolences to your ears.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 May 2019 20:40

Oh no, your little brother has a passion that isn't drugs or sex. Who approves these stories?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 May 2019 23:51

I’m so sorry for you! For years, his playing is going to be unbearable. And when he gets really good, it’ll just be irritating.

zuckerburg 21

Friday 17 May 2019 10:17

And everyone thinks they can sing.... it takes practice. Or are you some fickle bitch who doesn't learn new things and practice at getting good at them? Because BOY are you in for a surprise on how life actually works!

ViviMage 38

Friday 17 May 2019 16:34

Better learn to love the Jaws theme!

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