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By DuCkBuBbLeS - 20/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a group of friends. After throwing myself into my mother's arms and bursting into tears, she stops me to say 'Listen...these last couple of weeks have been some of the best I've ever had. Can we try to keep it like that?' FML

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Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

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Cloudy_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:12

I get that you missed your mom --- and that's natural! But full-on sobbing and throwing yourself into her arms IS a bit much... It just sounds like you might be a BIT overly dependent and clingy towards her. That makes it understandable that she might like a nice break from tending to you every now and again... Her phrasing could have been a tad less harsh though, I suppose. Also: http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4915/futuramawr6.gif

Edmund_Dantes 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 6:58

half-month? Are you trying to hide the fact that you cried after two weeks away from your mom? Grow up.

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underyourbreath 8

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:56

pwnd :P

fast7fast 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:19

today, my daughter got back from her two week trip to china...AND she burst out crying wen she got home.FML

sarahboo88 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:13

wow do we have the same parents?!?! my dad would def say that!!

alkaid 14

Friday 29 April 2011 9:05

umm, honey , look at the FML post again , it says that the OP Is a female

craftylauren94 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:58

really?? that's like calling a month 1/12 of a year or a minute 1/60 of an hour... too much. grow up

PandaPi 0

Friday 15 July 2011 21:13

you must be a horrible child for you mom to say that

tobabo101 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 16:45

lwait, is anyone else curious as to why op said a half month instead of 2 weeks ? lol sounds like hes trying to make it sound better ,

ZielZone 4

Friday 16 September 2011 23:45

You burst into tears after 2 weeks??? ROFL... WTF is wrong with you?? Cut the apron strings and grow up!

Michaelsmith1502 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:28

Calm down it was only two weeks...I get that your tryin to make it sound longer by sayin half a month but come on...

loganberrybat 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:21

A half month? So you basically went away for two weeks and on return cried like a child. How are you mature enough to go to China without supervision for two whole weeks again?