Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 4 297

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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You deserved it 7 805

By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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You deserved it 3 533

By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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You deserved it 3 490

Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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You deserved it 3 995

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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You deserved it 7 308

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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You deserved it 7 054

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 553

You deserved it 194

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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You deserved it 171

By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 310

snafu57 1

Friday 8 January 2010 20:34

as Richard Nixon once said, "I know you think you know what I said, but I want you to know that what I said isn't what I meant."

zfchatroulette 24

Saturday 19 January 2013 3:12

What on earth does your poop/childbirth have to do with an FML of someone getting drunk?

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dude247 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:50

wow #2, fyl

hackymeal 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:59

y e1 commenting bout 2 ? so wat if he got rong fml.comment bout the fml itself

jollyjam1 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:49

Doing drugs is stupid to begin with.

weezybaby22 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:26

ohh, guys always say the wrong stupid things like that!!

JennaD 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:11

boo hoo.

me5 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:20

U were drunk again when u saw the picture!

ogloc 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 22:44

In summary: "Girls are sad, sad little beings, that constantly need to be reassured of themselves."

broy7formvp 0

Monday 22 February 2010 11:16

WHY WOULD HE BE GOING OUT WITH YOU IF HE THOUGHT YOU WERE UGLY??? STOP WHINING!

lukw1010 0

Monday 12 April 2010 14:00

Lol, everything that guy said was summarised in 3 lines. Nice job

PurplePandaxD 1

Monday 30 August 2010 3:08

LMAO ! He's the idiot b/c he's going out with you.

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Chuds out on the town

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