Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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kelsey_LYNN 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 5:08

I ******* worship you ahahaha this made my day

F00l 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:05

XD funniest FML I've ever heard!!!!!!!! LMAO!!

nikola0_o 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:07

ahaha, that is super funny!

1234512345cj 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:39

DUDE!! I just finished waching that movie!!!

wow_crappy 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 11:09

Holy Molly....something I would totally do...minus the nekkid part. Bahahahahhaha!

myaccount11 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 14:28

OMG. that totally made my day(: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. IM SORRY BUT IT IS SO HILARIOUS! CAN YOU POST IT UP? JUST SENSOR IT! :D

elizanena9 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:10

hahaha! little... awkward.....think i'll go hide in Narnia.

agifttotearapart 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:49

lmao sounds like fun times. don't care if it's real or not, this is effin hilarious

tez_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:35

OMG! i laughed my arse off adetr reading this!! soo funny..hope ur not too upset bout it...

alekolu 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 19:21

YDI but still the funniest FML in a long time.

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