Love: Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd...

By needfulthing - 19/11/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By bumblebee - 13/03/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By helprelou - 29/06/2016 22:12 - France - La Chevroli?re

Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML

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janabanana18 0

Friday 19 November 2010 19:06

my god! Guys have issues.

MagneticGuitar 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:31

Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P

Comments

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 20 November 2010 7:14

A guy only drives 40 miles for a date if he is pretty sure he's going to get more than dinner. Sounds like you disappointed him. If you want to see him again, send a text that says "I'll have sex with you next time I see you." No questions, just informational. He'll appreciate that. If you don't want to do that, then just forget about him. You have a different agenda.

franwins0827 7

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:57

What an ass. Don't waste any more time on him.

franwins0827 7

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:59

Sounds like he was disappointed he didn't get more than a meal, and probably trying to put her off so he can pursue easier prey.

wDeemish 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:22

Douche -.-

johnnie254 7

Saturday 20 November 2010 17:58

talk about ungreatful...

HollywoodKaos 0

Monday 22 November 2010 5:01

drop him in fact all men suck :)

wowzersselainee 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:42

Omgg where do I start with u ^^ a) u shouldn't have paid for him b) testing him tht early is d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e c) u should have known from the second he couldn't get his own damn taxi okayyyyy I'm done :)

sulitak 27

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:52

how old are you? a) its called being an adult... its selfish to always make the guy pay. plain and simple. b) over the weekend could imply up to five days. c) where the hell does it say he got a taxi?

Jazzalyn 10

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:57

That guy doesn't sound very nice. I don't see anything wrong with the girl paying for him. And what she messaged him does not make her needy or desparate or anything. It's just saying that, well what she said - that she had a good time and that she looks forward to seeing him again. That maybe she enjoyed the night enough to want to see the guy again. Of course, if I were OP, I wouldn't want to see the guy again after that.