Today, I sent in my essay to the Ivy League school I was applying...

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By Email smudge - 25/09/2017 19:19 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I sent in my essay to the Ivy League school I was applying to. I didn't think about the smudge on my laptop only after sending it. Upon further review, I realized this wasn't a smudge, but the poop emoji in the middle of my essay. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Friday 29 September 2017 23:51

how did you even get an emoji on Microsoft word? I think you've been trolled

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arisanator9900 20

Friday 29 September 2017 23:51

how did you even get an emoji on Microsoft word? I think you've been trolled

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