Kids: Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay...

By nature - 25/09/2017 23:15

Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML

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By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

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By Mama - 22/10/2024 20:00 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, I recently taught my 6 year-old son that, to be polite, you have to pretend you haven't noticed if someone farts. Now it embarrassingly just happened to me, and he shouted with a big smile, "See? I'm pretending I didn't hear it!" FML

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By Insanity - 09/04/2015 05:28 - France - La Poste

Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML

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By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 26 September 2017 0:06

"Mom, what are you doing?" "Oh honey, umm.. I was just smelling your dad's wiener to make sure it was okay!"

kazekai8 11

Monday 25 September 2017 23:54

There is bound to be a story behinds this action x. X

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kazekai8 11

Monday 25 September 2017 23:54

There is bound to be a story behinds this action x. X

Joel Nukl 14

Tuesday 26 September 2017 0:02

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 26 September 2017 0:06

"Mom, what are you doing?" "Oh honey, umm.. I was just smelling your dad's wiener to make sure it was okay!"

Brazilian1987 4

Tuesday 26 September 2017 0:41

Wha...wha...why?

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 26 September 2017 0:52

Well duh, everyone knows that. Tasting them on the other hand is perfectly all right.

jediloader 12

Tuesday 26 September 2017 1:24

Haha sounds like you’re in a real “pickle” with this one!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 September 2017 1:56

At least not for free.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 26 September 2017 2:09

"Yeah, son. You have to ask first."

Pranob 2

Tuesday 26 September 2017 4:15

only yours

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 26 September 2017 6:52

Wait, so it's not okay?

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