Miscellaneous: Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while...

By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML

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By julian - 29/09/2018 14:00

Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML

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By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

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By smoochie - 01/08/2009 21:37

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 0:09

how could you not tell while holding her hand?!

PenNameHere 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:10

why do people say he deserves it?

Comments

skylarbee 8

Friday 1 October 2010 6:46

why is even an fml?

kristi_nisbett 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:16

how can u be that retarded to not feel shes missing fingers? dumbbb

Madstar744 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:44

You deserve it for being so selfish... This girl obviously has to live like this for the rest of her life, but poor YOU!

zimandme123 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 7:14

lol, umm sorta awesome??? and wouldn't you be able to feel that??

dontpush 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:57

lol it can totally b true you retard, i know a really cute girl that has 3 fingers on each hand

StarWolf111 21

Monday 21 November 2011 8:07

Ydi for not being able to feel that. But fyl because you probably couldn't see that she only had 2 fingers, since most people make eye contact, not stare at each others hands.