Animals: Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that...

By beccadabeast - 30/06/2014 06:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Monday 30 June 2014 22:54

Today, your cat was not a pussy.

Colecto_fml 26

Monday 30 June 2014 22:54

Was the cat okay?

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Azazel_brah 4

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:42

Funniest mental image ever.

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:10

How did you not see him???

chrichards 2

Wednesday 2 July 2014 6:10

I hope your cat is ok. That was the mental image ever though.

chrichards 2

Wednesday 2 July 2014 6:12

*the best. My phone sucks

siinful5643 11

Wednesday 2 July 2014 8:15

Aw glad she's okay! Cats can be pretty brave though.

seemetrot_fml 16

Wednesday 2 July 2014 9:22

That's actually hilarious. Love it.

Evil20071 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:24

poor kitty!

lohgo 3

Thursday 3 July 2014 8:16

HOW THE **** DOEA A CAT EMD UP ON THE ROOF OF A CAR

isuckwithnames 22

Thursday 3 July 2014 17:30

Cats are like ******* ninjas man.

xxsakuraxx 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 0:58

#127 obviously it climbed.

cheese4yokids 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 8:48

IM PISSING MYSELF

ceelos97 16

Friday 4 July 2014 5:26

How long did you drive for before you realized that your cat was on the roof

IHeartMyBf 10

Friday 4 July 2014 23:09

Oh my! The cat was probably singing "I believe I can fly!!"

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