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By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Gabi - 09/01/2010 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:09

You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI

ricm916 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:13

Dumbass....

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Fmlsea 28

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:00

well you managed to make someone else's day , i bet next time you wont put those bags down till you get home .

chefkobel 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:04

You made some homeless person happy :)

ThomasScott 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:15

Who the hell spends their entire paycheck on clothes?

flutter4 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 18:28

I'm from Tahlequah :)

ThomasScott 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:23

I am assuming that what OP means by all of thierry paycheck is all the money the had left after bills were paid.

BigSexy123 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 17:07

Just be glad it was clothes and not the $50,000 that you were expected to deliver to the German mafia. ...I've been watching Run, Lola, Run too much lately.

bonneh 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 17:11

I worry about leaving my grocery shopping on a train, not clothes. Plus, of you spent your whole paycheck then I would assume there would be a good amount of bags so you should have noticed. You will learn one day.

hobojo69 23

Thursday 12 July 2012 17:59

How?? There were probably a lot of big bags if it was a whole new wardrobe why didn't you see them?

Brandy527 2

Thursday 12 July 2012 18:29

this sadly sounds like something that I would do . . .

gee41896 10

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:38

I live in NYC & I take the train & I'm wondering how is that even possible?

rcgirl2 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 19:58

Why would you spend your money on shopping for tons of clothes? Maybe you should've just bought some clothes. YDI

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