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By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Gabi - 09/01/2010 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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You deserved it 58 306

By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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You deserved it 5 148

By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:09

You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI

ricm916 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:13

Dumbass....

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brandy1 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:03

It's OK. The train conductor's wife or girlfriend is going to look really good this summer!

jake3292 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:30

Well on the bright-side the person to find your bags are going to have a nice day

BunnyRose 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:43

Go get them!

AidenSurvival 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 14:13

YDI. Thank God you donated it to a random person. Accidental donations are the best.

Irishgypsy 2

Thursday 12 July 2012 14:44

Perhaps her paycheck is small and could only fill one bag. Regardless YDI. A new candidate for payment of gum.

constipatedlady 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:01

I pay bills. One pay check goes to that. The second of the month goes to anything I want. What is wrong with all these people? It's easy to live within means and luxury in the first world, we're almost ALL rich. Though silly to leave bags on the train!

Vturiello27 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:03

Shit happens

DivineSunshine 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:10

That sucks! Call the lost and found, you never know if somebody turned it in. May people wouldn't touch a abandoned package on a train for security reasons.

kookysoc 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:30

:O

Viciously_Me 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:36

How in the hell did you forget something you spent your while paycheck on, on the train???? However, I agree with #78, you just made someone very happy. :)

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