Romantic and Love: Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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By that's methed up, darling - 16/08/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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Solkre 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:30

Three hours, were you sewing clothes?

koco4 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:45

I think she was literally putting on her face. I can understand if it was a first date, but not in a relationship. She just screams high maintenance.

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lawlren 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:44

I really, really hope you're just trolling. Almost every point you tried to make was wrong. Please, go die.

Riverweasel 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:55

Dump his ass, and dump his ass now. Being a guy, and knowing how guys think, this one is not thinking of you at all, just what he wants to get from you. Leave this loser and let him rot.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:39

Three hours to get ready?

mtc4ever 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 7:45

wow. it's lunch, and even if it was a fancy dinner... 3 friken hours?! high maintenance much?

fylnfmlxx 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:17

send out a mass text your dumping him

cactus_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:17

Well, you're getting laid. Soooooo. Cool. And lay off guys, if I'm bored and I know I'm going somewhere later I pass the time by getting ready.

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:34

mcdo at walmart, wow you must be so impressed with him huh ? good thing he bought condoms, you don't want his genes to reproduce anyway. prepare for a life of leisure and luxury. not.