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By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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Sad sad sad

By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 00:03

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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Thursday 1 March 2012 0:04

Tell him you are pregnant.

Naomimi_fml 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:07

Her pregnancy test

Comments

epokryfky 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:45

Friggin' turn his dumb condescending misogynistic ass in to the administration.

Shrike 23

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:08

I don't think misogynistic means what you think it means.

SlaveToRetail 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:16

How the **** is that misogynistic? Awkward, yes, but really? HARDLY.

saksxalmo 20

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:31

It's definitely not misogynistic, but it is kind of rude to assume that she was only crying because she was on her period. Like #52 said, he should have considered that there are other logical causes for emotion other than periods... He would have just asked her what was wrong.

XtraEzeee 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 7:44

Someone learned a vocab word today and wanted to test it out..

XtraEzeee 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:04

Someone learned a vocab word today and wanted to test it out..

20th_century_fox 3

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:32

oh, yes it is mysoginistic! she's upset and his immediate conclusion is that she's menstruating. he obviously thinks that girls aren't capable of the emotions of sorrow or anger or frustration unless they're experiencing some sort of hormonal imbalance.