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By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 00:03

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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Thursday 1 March 2012 0:04

Tell him you are pregnant.

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Thursday 1 March 2012 0:07

Her pregnancy test

Comments

ocie14 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:33

Pretty much just an awkward moment, thanks to your ignorant teacher.

ArcticPuppet 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:35

It's okay. I cry when reading books a lot.

darksidegurl642 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:36

We all have are sad moments i also cry when i read a sad story.

DDbaconcrazy 1

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:37

Well is it?

paradiseisland01 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:40

Thats a werid question?

Akharr01 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:45

I would say " yeah, can i get full credit for now. I dont know if i can put forth any of my effort" *tear*

MrsUresti 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:46

Awww how sweet of him to ask.

jillybean555 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 1:58

I hace been laughing about this for 10 minutes straight.

obviousboy 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:07

Give that man a medal.

ocie14 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:17

I don't get what you're trying to say with this comment

turbobutt11 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:22

Be thankful if you were feeling sick cause of it he could of let you go home. He a good teacher :)

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