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ok this fml is just tmi
Pavlov's butthole ?
Just ring a bell and turn on fan and the cycle will never end. For those who aren't aware, Google Pavlov's dog.
That makes sense. I can't seem to get off unless I can hear orphans crying in the background. Funny how life works... (Dont hunt me down police pls this is a joke)
there's an app for that called ReLAX Melodies
Same
Turn the fan on either during the beginning of the dump, then turn it off near the end, or make it quieter and quieter each time.
I hope you don't go deaf
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Gotta love those conditioned responses. You get so used to things being a certain way, that you can't function normally without those factors. I'm the same way with my sleep; I HAVE to have a fan on, because I've gotten used to the sound of it. If I don't, I don't sleep, or at least not well.
Dinner at Taco Bell should fix that!