Animals: Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 10 October 2010 12:15

It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?

perdix 29

Sunday 10 October 2010 12:17

Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?

Comments

ChevyCamaroSS 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:05

That's why you're just supposed to hit it instead of swerve. Especially with deer, your life is worth more than your car or an animal.

jjmeow 10

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:18

I now officially hate you, OP. Karma will get you for klling he poor, helpless kitten. :( Shame on you. Learn to drive!

iltby 3

Monday 11 October 2010 1:33

He was clearly trying to do the right thing, you jerk.

mollyjynxjax 28

Saturday 8 June 2013 17:18

You're right, OP does need to learn how to handle situations like this while driving. He should've just hit the damn thing in the first place. You should never swerve for anything smaller than a horse or cow.

xdanixx 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:23

Awww the poor cat. Who cares about your car

SpokaneNative_13 2

Sunday 10 October 2010 21:41

rule #1: don't be a hero!

gibby1235 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:00

haha... you hit a parked car.

baybiigirl 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:28

awe well one less lil stinking cat in the world lol, next cat on the list GARFEILD haha lol

iltby 3

Monday 11 October 2010 1:48

I'm sorry dude, that really sucks. I don't know what the law is in America, but I'm fairly sure over here you're told to brake if you can *safely* - i.e: if there are no cars behind you - otherwise, unfortunately, you just have to hit the animal.

I_Deserved_It 8

Monday 11 October 2010 3:57

Another one. We have too many stupid drivers on the road who will swerve or suddenly stop to avoid hitting an animal. Well, guess what? That puts your life and the lives of everyone else on the road in danger. And preventing HUMAN death is the priority when you're operating a 2000+pound heap of metal.