Transportation: Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while...

By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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Not the brightest moggy

By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

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Cats and Cars

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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"Pspspspspsps" ain't gonna work this time

By Anonymous - 12/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML

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Put a tiger in your tank

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 08:01

Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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FMLreactor 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:33

That one could go either way. FYL for getting scratched but YDI for not parking the car.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

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PlasmaFox 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:14

Second! No, wait

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 14:55

you get a thumbs up for making me chuckle just a little this early in the A.M.

liveBabylon 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:27

Woah I realized its morning, and its September alrad?? Woah! oh an op, you just of just sped up, and put it out of it's misery

glitchead 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:24

a little? He/she made me laugh my ass off! and its 1:23 AM here

TheMeow 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 9:24

Sucked in for putting hitting a parked car, dumb-arse. Thumbs up for trying to save the cat though. Go kitty! Scratch the crap out of idiots ^^

celticwoman04 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:03

Go f*ck yourself. That is so mean to suggest running over it on purpose, not to mention illegal to follow through on. The cat most likely only needed cleaned up, patched up, and put in a good home.

Marianne90 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:15

DAMN! lol bad things happen to good people! :P

pelican2 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:44

Good people? how would you feel if you were sitting in your window and you saw someone stop in the middle of the road and start trying to grab your cat? OP ******* deserves it

Katarzyna93cr 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:24

yeah and for being naive enough to think that a starving stray cat is gonna be nice to a total stranger that comes and picks it up

Underwhelmed 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:41

Aww, I think it's nice that she tried to rescue the cat, but yeah.....bit naive indeed for assuming that it would respond well to a stranger picking it up. Points to you OP for trying to save the kitty, but seriously, next time you bail out of your car to save a woodland creature, put your car in park, lol. How does that even happen?

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:21

-79 nice arguement but plz try again when u know how to read

baller789 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:16

3rd'wjdjebjdnajdkdjje yes!!!! Yes!!!!!! ******!!!!!

giariotkid 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:18

Aww, man. FYL. .. That sucks. :(

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 1 September 2009 12:20

YDI FOR DRIVING MANUAL Naw, just kidding, stick is the way to go :D FYL though. Cats can be cruel, especially to strangers =/

look_n_laugh 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:25

He was driving an Automatic, Manual doesn't have a parking gear

TomFantastic 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:43

Deserved it for driving automatic and being too lazy to use a real car

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:36

Whoops, I read it wrong. I read it as her forgetting to put on the parking brake, instead of forgetting to put it into park. My bad.

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:27

He deserves it for not realizing that he jumped out of a moving car. Even when he hits the brakes, as soon as he takes his foot off the brake... The car will slowly start to move again.. lol.