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By Disappointed Teacher - 10/12/2013 21:32 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML

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By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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chocolatelvr 5

Wednesday 11 December 2013 6:47

I guess his hair could inspire 60 year old men to brush their 3 remaining hairs over their bald head instead of just giving up and wearing a hat or toupee...

pizzzah 9

Wednesday 11 December 2013 6:54

well, now we can stop saying 'gosh today's generation' because idiots have existed for a long long time

Comments

blurose 6

Wednesday 11 December 2013 7:55

I have actually attended a seminar where Trump spoke to everyone. If you ever see him in person, you would be inspired by him too.

Dawnstempest 17

Wednesday 11 December 2013 8:16

What is wrong about Trump? He's a self made man and very inspirational. Not to mention look at all the people he employs today.

SexyQueen0905 24

Wednesday 11 December 2013 8:49

You can like Donald Trump if you want, but he is FAR from self-made, as in he inherited his wealth. Bill Gates is self made because he actually produced something that changed the world. Donald Trump, on the other hand, shall be remembered as the loud man with the weirdest combover in history who happened to be rich.

Foxiferous 6

Wednesday 11 December 2013 8:46

Sounds like you got Trump'ed by your students.

eddeeezzyy 19

Wednesday 11 December 2013 8:58

He's a ******* douchebag who thinks he's the shit. Not to mention he can't take jokes very well.

baba01_fml 17

Wednesday 11 December 2013 9:02

MLK was a despicable human being

Zimmington 21

Wednesday 11 December 2013 9:17

51, We aren't talking about his personality flaws (which if you did some research you'll see he admits to having & is working on). On the business side he wouldn't be horrible to model yourself after. He was a small time producer who made the right connections & now has millions & gives to multiple charities. But people let the fact that he's mean to paparazzi over shadow his accomplishments.