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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:47

I know a guy that can get you an ak-47 real cheap

lauralavenderbab 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:18

are you serious some friends

Just_Peed 0

Monday 6 June 2011 19:38

haha kityhawk xD that's a street in San Antonio x)

leah0500 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:37

R I still friends with that girl I would never be o would hurl at her

jklol11 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:43

I agree. one, if your boyfriend really cared about you he wouldn't going around ******* your best friends. two, if your so-called "best friend" really cared about you and was a true friend, she wouldn't be ******* your boyfriend either. in conclusion, u have a shitty taste in people...

ibummedyurmum 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:52

one word ; Ouch .

smallory42 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:03

im guessing hes not your boyfriend, and shes not your best friend...

fmlismynewspaper 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 14:25

drop him. he's a duche who's life now has a kid in it. sucks 4 him

santanaaa 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:08

he's just a dick.

blaq00 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:05

that guy should get shot..****

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