By GuitarChick42 - 04/04/2009 18:15 - United States

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Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML
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Samael_fml 0

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

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abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

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abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

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killerviral 0

atleast it wasn't ur Dorset playing it

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GetBackJojo 0

age was never mention, so this could definately be true. But if it's not it would still suck if it ever happened.

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metalcrue 0

231: god you're stupid. maybe they were visiting?

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alyssaax3 0

#231 a lot of young people are on this. Like even 10 year olds are on this app. I'm 15 so I guess I'm too young??

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ZleveL 0

or maybe some people just don't want to move? don't ask me why, in 2 years I'm bustin out of my parents house and joining the marines, but maybe he/she wanted to stay

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astarwarsfan 0

it looks like the piano (puts on sunglasses) wasn't the only thing your parents were playing

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zanguard 0

I wonder what song they were playing?

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redtigerlily 5

It could have been a birthday or Xmas present, idiot.

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theConstant 0

disregarding ur parents having sex on the piano... since it's ur grand piano ur sister can't touch it even if ur all the way upstairs? learn to share princess..

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Shookitup 0

well now we know why they bought it ^.^

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chadical 0

thats were Microsoft got the idea for sticky keys

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jacetopia96 1

or 231 she's a teenager with a lot of cash

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rainydayz133 6

No, just no. it sounds like OP is around teenage years and she suspected that her sister was playing on her piano which her parents probably brought.

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tyjay11642 0

How is that even possible...?

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the_enigma1019 1

# 270, the sister may have been really young, hence the sex sounding like her sister "playing". Would you let a young child bang on your piano?

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aimzskee 30

Not something you woukd ever wish to see

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MehrunesDagon456 20

I'm a ten year old but I have the maturity level of an adult, (hence my name, the name of a murderous 200 foot tall demon from hell)

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Sunrox 4

Seriously? If they bought it and don't want their sister touching it, then that's their choice. God.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

Wait, you have your own piano but your name is Guitarchick?

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krmc822 6

Dude that's jsut sick ^ and maybe she likes music

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Samael_fml 0

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

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Radgears47 23

My parents are horny... Too horny. They have gone at it (i caught them in the act by accident) while ive had friends over.

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Boudica 0

LOL, if they bought it they can abuse it.

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myoukei 31

what if it was either A: a gift from someone else (and not her parents) or B: something op saved up for themselves? ???

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Satoaoi 13

not to have sex on. that's just stupid annoying and makes no ******* sense at all

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alex_vik 0

You have disgusting parents.

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CanadianHuney 0

I agree! ugh I'd sell the piano...

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Natadance4eva 0

and without their permission...I'd be soo pissed, they need to get a room!!

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