Money: Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather...

By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By robbed - 14/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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Monday 24 June 2013 16:08

Old people are so devious nowadays! Can't trust them! Did you say something about it to him or anyone else?

perdix 29

Monday 24 June 2013 16:11

You should just be thankful that you didn't walk in on him masturbating. Your sister can always get more money, but you can never un-see the old fart beating it like it owed him money.

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glengus 17

Monday 24 June 2013 16:21

All Austrailians are criminals at heart.......... You're just upset he beat you to it aren't you?

NicaLovesDisney 17

Monday 24 June 2013 19:11

I take offence to that; I'm Australian and I have been doing volunteer work since I was fourteen. Just because Australia was colonised as a penal settlement, that doesn't mean that we're all criminals. Many of those convicts stole things like loaves of bread to feed their families. If we're all criminals because of our history, I'm assuming your entire family tree is squeaky clean?

vencku 13

Monday 24 June 2013 16:23

I hope you have a picture of that. If he steals from your sis, he'll probably be framing you for it next. It's bound to come out and then it'll be his word against yours so best tell your parents about it as fast as possible. If he gets there first, you'll be in trouble.

brebabee793 13

Monday 24 June 2013 16:23

that's horrible that your own grandfather can't be trusted.

summer_2k13 8

Monday 24 June 2013 16:28

At least it wasn't your money

perdix 29

Monday 24 June 2013 16:30

#5, what the hell, Noor?!?! I see that you are 21 now -- have you been hitting the sauce now that you are legal? I guess you'll learn the hard way that drinking and commenting don't mix. Happy Birthday!

SuperDanielNL 23

Monday 24 June 2013 16:35

If he can't win money at bingo, he has to help hinself in some way...

perdix 29

Monday 24 June 2013 16:47

#24, yeah, but they are just your family, so they should be OK with you walking around naked today. Sounds like a good outfit for skating. You know root beer doesn't have alcohol in it. Doctor it up with vodka and people with laugh at your liquor-addled comments.