Weird, Awkward and Grandparents: Who are you?

Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By ForgottenKid - 06/11/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say hi to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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aback 4

Friday 2 October 2009 16:16

Tell your folks they might want to get Granny tested. She may have Alzheimer's and need looking after.

escualida 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:22

That's awful, my grandmother had alzheimer's and stopped being able to recognize me at one point, it broke my heart.

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blakehilli8 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:13

first

Duckasaurus 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:52

"I'M JUST ******* WITH YOU GRANDMA. Do you have that $20 you owe me?" "Dude, you're really mean to your grandma." "She's not my grandma, she's just some crazy lady that keeps her door open."

happy_dino 6

Sunday 4 July 2010 19:26

Awww! :(

mrda 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:14

Ur a loser.

aback 4

Friday 2 October 2009 16:16

Tell your folks they might want to get Granny tested. She may have Alzheimer's and need looking after.

FerrariCake 2

Friday 2 October 2009 16:16

It's called dementia. Old people get it. You will to. Or... maybe you already have it, and you walked into the wrong old person's house.

sux_2_b_you 0

Friday 2 October 2009 18:28

Shut the **** up #5 your a douche bag. I hate ppl like you. Wait sorry, *people.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Friday 2 October 2009 18:31

you're* Sorry to be a Grammar Nazi, but once you said you hated people like that, I FELT THE NEED.

sozeyourface 0

Friday 2 October 2009 18:31

*you're

claudia1794 1

Monday 27 February 2012 10:10

How ridiculous. You say it in a "Oh it's a fact of life so deal with it" kind of tone. So people are not allowed to have an emotional response to their grandparents forgetting who they are? You probably are one of those absurdist people who think there is no purpose to life as eventually everyone dies. Have you no feelings?

escualida 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:22

That's awful, my grandmother had alzheimer's and stopped being able to recognize me at one point, it broke my heart.

blland 0

Friday 2 October 2009 22:41

when my grandma couldn't recognize me, she couldn't recognize anyone else either, so that's fine

goingdown_fml 0

Friday 11 June 2010 5:36

at least you have grandparents 6 mine are all dead.

foggart 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 22:22

atleast yours are dead my grandfather ssexually molested my sister

Glam_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:23

It's morr like f your grandma's life. It sounds like she has dementia or alzheimers (sp? I'm on my ipod touch).

computerpete 3

Friday 2 October 2009 16:32

Sounds like she may have some form of domentia. Keep an eye on her.

IdolChatter 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:32

It doesn't HAVE to be Alzheimer's. Sometimes it's as simple as vitamins or a change in diet. It should be checked. Get her to a Dr that specializes in that kind of stuff ASAP.

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:36

does she have that illness.. i forgot was called.. that makes ppl forget alot of stuff...it rly is quite seriously sad. =[ the notebook. ='[ ... but srlsly.. it's depressing.