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By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30

Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Looking good

By Alex - 31/07/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML

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I am hungry

By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:53

personally, i don't see the problem

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:44

Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

Comments

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 13 March 2018 9:33

What happened next?

egnur_mas 19

Tuesday 13 March 2018 12:44

At least it wasn't your birthday suit!

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 13 March 2018 13:42

Did you waddle away in embarrassment?

dwight7476 11

Tuesday 13 March 2018 20:17

Nobody will judge you I’m sure he was interested in doing his job and don’t ask any questions

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 14 March 2018 6:13

"Ma'am, I know it's cold out today, but I think you're being a little dramatic."

aruden 25

Wednesday 14 March 2018 9:13

Is this the Furry equivalent of how the old fashion pizza delivery boy **** starts?

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wednesday 14 March 2018 16:46

Come on. If you're going to post a riddle, atleast don't make it so obvious to what the answer is. You gave out too much information.

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:55

Why does an “adult woman” have a pajama suit?

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:55

*penguin suit pajamas

lucasj23 11

Thursday 15 March 2018 2:52

ALL your clothes were in the laundry? you must have an extremely small wardrobe.

_ali__cat_ 14

Friday 16 March 2018 4:45

are you really a grown woman if you live with your mom? I think helps be okay

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Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me a liar because my dancing was, “too good for a French girl.” FML

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Today, while at work, I felt what I thought was a ball of lint on the back of my neck. I reached back and grabbed it only to end up holding the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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