By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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disgruntled_stdt 0

did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

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Starcatch77 20

So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??

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AwesomeSauce 0

I'm thinking he just doesn't realize what an idiot he is. Don't worry, if my kids are anything like me, yours will be MUCH more attractive than mine. Cheer up! :)

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earwig12 1

Jeez, no one on here can take a joke, can they?

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blkwhtrbbt 0

same boat I'm in. this site is sooooo judgeamental

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

you should have been like yeah...thats why im saying im afraid

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lostguy 0

look at the bright side. if he's serious, then at least you know that he doesn't mind having kids with you ^ ^

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fretforyerlatte 0

if anything you're lucky HE didn't get offended by YOUR comment. if my husband had said he was afraid our kids would be fat and ugly, i'd probably take it as an insult. you brought it up, leaving yourself open.

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l30n 0

anyway, being it a joke or not, you deserved it. You should be affraid of your children being born ILL. being your kids ugly or fat shouldn't stop you from loving them.

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RebeccaRFT 18

Except her kids would be hard to look at. No one wants kids that are hard to look at

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SunJello 0

I'm afraid that you won't be a very loving mother....

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stormin972 0

Haha YDI you set yourself up for that. You began that comment with bad intentions and it backfired. Oh burn.

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