Animals: Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic....

By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By mutantprincess - 12/01/2016 10:48 - Australia

Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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TJPM69 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:35

dude that sucks, i hate spiders sooo much

MiddleChild08 0

Friday 16 October 2009 16:57

I would have totally freaked out, because I am terrified of spiders. But weren't they moving while you were carrying the box? Or did they think "Hey, let's stay still so that he thinks we are fake, and when we get to the living room we can escape!"...

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lovergirl7 1

Saturday 20 March 2010 17:26

oh shit I literially stopped breathing while reading some of these comments!!!! I would die if a freaking spider chased me

blankaex 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 16:40

That happened to me too. My dad and I saw a huge spider on the wall. My dad grabbed a pair of secutaurs (sp?) and cut it in half. There was an egg under it and like 50 mini spiders crawled everywhere. But i found some of that insect spray thing and owned them.

Helloweentonite 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:46

atleast u know u won't get flies in the house...

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 8 September 2010 22:25

I guess the only way to get them all is with a vacuum.

MrBangala 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 22:03

Burn the house down. It's the only way

yaknowiverse 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 23:16

hehe. I love spiders!

amhort 4

Monday 12 December 2011 9:20

At least you know your house will fit Halloween.... Spiders jumping out to surprise your guests everywhere!

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:26

I would bomb the house

rivaraven 35

Monday 20 August 2012 7:35

I'd freak out. And I am a man, too. And we have spiders in our house. Thank god, that my boyfriend isn't afraid of them.. though he likes to scare me with them. And sometimes torture by saying that he won't kill them and will leave them where they are.. õõh.