Animals and Miscellaneous: Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in...

By o_O - 23/06/2013 17:26 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

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By WTF - 12/07/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I know there's something wrong with my cat when his meowing starts to sound really weird. But just now, his meow has gotten so unusual that he actually scared the shit out of me. I thought it was an entirely different cat that got into my house before I looked back. Yeah, he's going to the vet. FML

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By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By Jenni - 17/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML

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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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Mads_1234 28

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:34

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

lo39dell 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

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RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 June 2013 15:55

Introduce him to "Pussy Riot"

sandnsun 7

Monday 24 June 2013 16:30

That is hilarious. YDI...lack of sense of humor

randomgirl4 3

Monday 24 June 2013 18:16

OP: oh so ur checking on yours too? *get up take the cat and leave*

JCal585 8

Monday 24 June 2013 19:35

He was making a joke. Sure it was awkward and in poor taste, but if that's enough to ruin your day, I would say get over yourself, OP.

ShinyArcanine 16

Monday 24 June 2013 19:37

He must love his job

Omniprism 14

Monday 24 June 2013 21:39

Oookkkkaaaayyy.

aeonsoul 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:01

Report him

awkwierd 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 4:22

Someone give that guy a medal

Twigz 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:08

sounds like a bet. xD>

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 10:43

Sounds like you need to find a new vet and stay as far away from that veterinarian as possible!

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