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By Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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You deserved it 4 229

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 266

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 11 905

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 2 839

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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You deserved it 5 037

By mirandatheunicorn - 17/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was having a beautiful lucid dream when a telemarketer called at 5AM, waking me up. I silenced my phone and went back to sleep, and was somehow able to resume my lucid dream. Then my phone vibrated me awake. It was the same telemarketer, this time calling at 7AM. FML

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You deserved it 269

By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 123

You deserved it 14 481

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 15 300

By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 217

You deserved it 5 802

By Lost5dollars - 08/08/2017 14:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to a bunch of missed calls from a number I didn't know. I had called an Uber in my sleep. They charged a cancellation fee. FML

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You deserved it 1 133

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:15

yesterday,i slept at 3 am,woke up at 6 am for school

shaPOW 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:07

did you seriously think this was worthy of fmylife.com? this happens to everyone who's dumb enough to leave their phone ringer on overnight.

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mister_moops 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:21

complain some more, ******.

xMarchofFlamesx 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 18:43

get over it!

MarrymeNickJonas 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:33

mann your like is screwed up... *sarcasm*

cheapshoes13 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:45

lmao, ur a fag for ur profile name n pic...

iMP0W3R 0

Monday 7 June 2010 7:07

lmfao agreed.

britt93 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:21

how van you be a mrs. if you're younger than me? I'm 17. very fishy.

bellaxobrianna 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:31

boo ******* hoo

shaPOW 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:07

did you seriously think this was worthy of fmylife.com? this happens to everyone who's dumb enough to leave their phone ringer on overnight.

Darsa 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:14

Good =P That'll teach you to stay up so late!

thor82188 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:19

How did FML allow this on here?

Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:15

yesterday,i slept at 3 am,woke up at 6 am for school

vicky93 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:23

today, i wasted 16 seconds reading the most stupidest fml in the world. fml

ZH13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:44

lolz @ #11, even though "most stupidest" makes no sense. maybe you should get to bed earlier and a call at six wouldn't have bothered you.

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Same thing different taste

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