Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Saturday 20 November 2010 19:25

did you pass?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:11

canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?

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Person1233 12

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:49

Yellow light does not mean piss yourself. Fo' shame.

StJimmy117 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:03

madmadd 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:10

u must have been pissed off

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 2:55

Or pissed on...but she did that herself.

InfiltratedMind 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:16

wowwww Julia.

Xavi89 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:22

haha fail!!!

driftability 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:41

You peed you pants... **** your life hard!.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:41

Lol I'm taking mine tuesday. I hope mine goes better than yours haha.

LaL26 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:43

poor you OP i'm like that to , I get stressed for nothing ! =S FYL op !

DocBastard 38

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:44

Omfgrofl, Ignorance has just as much a right to spew her venom as you do to spread your rose petals. As you said it's just a website. Get over it.

hotdogcore 9

Saturday 20 November 2010 23:26

"You should have gone before we left."

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