Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I...

By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Sunday 11 December 2011 9:05

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:06

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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CurlyGurlF 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:26

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.

SoundGood 14

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:49

Yupp that's it for you! I think therapy would be the next step

caseyymarie 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:30

lmfao.

jpate91 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:59

Scarred for life hahah. Thats awesome

ZombieLoveA 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:13

Aha! XD omg. You made my day op aha

RileyXoxo 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 16:10

holy shit ewwwwwwww

chryses 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:05

They had that much free time =))

inked_upbaby 2

Monday 19 December 2011 20:55

All I'm sayin is suicide is not the answer for seeing that...pewh

localgrl26 6

Friday 23 December 2011 0:05

that is too funny! haha, scarred for life!

marie44_fml 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:18

Talk about being SCARRED FOR LIFE! I recommend therapy ...

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