Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself... - FML

By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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NickaPLZ 26

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...

karen1991 15

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

What ever happened to take out food?

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rogerover 19

Friday 3 May 2013 16:54

She probably was checking to see if she trimmed well.

buddy51 23

Friday 3 May 2013 17:25

So THAT'S why ladies love yoga!!!

samimcCune 15

Thursday 9 May 2013 8:58

hmm, if you modified downward dog, and brought herself closer together, and spread her legs apart, was the right proportions and bent her neck correctly, i maybe, could see this being possible, unlikely but still.

KZN02 18

Friday 3 May 2013 18:31

She resorted to self-cannibalism?

jonnyscash 12

Friday 3 May 2013 18:58

But... Was she successful?

redbeard9990 7

Friday 3 May 2013 19:38

Ill do it for her lol

worldclassrager 39

Friday 3 May 2013 20:06

Looks like we got a contortionist...using her talent the wrong way...

deadhead419 15

Friday 3 May 2013 21:32

Doesn't anybody in this country knock anymore

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 3 May 2013 21:49

Talk about a pussy chasing it's tail.

onorexveritas 23

Friday 3 May 2013 23:22

some guys can blow themselves... don't see them complaining

MarielenaS 4

Friday 3 May 2013 23:28

I don't know which is worse, the fact that she's trying to eat herself out or the image in your head you will never be able to erase.

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