Kids: Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate...

By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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Same thing different taste

By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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Carded B.

By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00

Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

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By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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Awww, sweetie

By Jess-zee - 10/05/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 20:01

Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML

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Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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My 21st birthday

By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 14:00

Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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lkrofct 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:52

I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.

karls 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:58

Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)

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canadian3494 0

Monday 14 June 2010 13:48

I'm 16 and I get the kids menu all te time... for 10 and under.

ecascio2010 9

Friday 18 June 2010 5:08

do you look really young for a 15 year old?

eduardosuritalov 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 0:20

LOOL are u short?

xlinz321 3

Friday 16 July 2010 17:32

that happens to me all the time and i'm 16.

poop124 0

Friday 23 July 2010 7:46

why is this a bad thing?

allie4evr 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:28

haha r u justin bieber by chance??

Teenybopper13 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:28

My Friends and Me?? We Demand Them. And We're 14.

Seems2BBadLuck 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:12

i feel your pain..

Trophy_Killer 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:49

@OP: Something similar used to happen to me. I call places like cinemas and when I say something they reply with "yes ma'am" -.- But anyway just don't shave all of your beard and all is well. :) Trust me I have experience. ;)