Break-ups and Love: Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML

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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 272

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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You deserved it 231

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 3 193

News to me

By looz - 29/12/2008 07:21 - France

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML

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You deserved it 2 149

By klynn267 - 09/05/2012 11:03 - United States - Portland

Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML

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You deserved it 6 095

Boot him out

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML

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You deserved it 166

Genius

By Huh??? - 23/02/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML

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You deserved it 222

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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You deserved it 13 506

Incubuss 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:18

Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?

ibaneziceman 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

Boo ******* hoo.

Comments

neonokku 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:10

honesty not a big deal to me you may have gotten submitted but i am first so people who thumbs me dow nare jealous!!

Veritas143 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:44

You guys missed the whole story! He had sent out a newsletter to everyone he would ever come in contact with telling them about the break up, but the rep forgot to check his e-mails! He should have known! Then once the OP left the store he had to drive home and his gas tank was almost halfway gone! That means he'd have to fill it up again within the next 2 weeks! And then he got bit by mosquito! Jeeze guys have some sympathy!

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:45

YDI for using T-Mobile

unfortunatetruth 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:37

this is really not an fml... O.P. pls move on!! if you've already broken up then its probably time that you move on with your life. theres a reason that some ppl dont make it to your future... I.E. --> She wasn't meant to be your gf still!! move on w/ ur life and love will strike wen u dont expect.

kitties_fml 12

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:46

#30 hahahah

youreanidiot 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 4:15

dude, this belongs on MLIA, not FML

XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:46

This was a waste of much time on everyone's part.

yashack 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:14

grow a pair and move on you pussface

caitlin21holly 0

Monday 31 January 2011 3:14

#30 WTF?!?!?

00SPRANGER00 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:15

#30 I actually laughed #127 it's called sarcasm. ever heard of it?

blalien 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:10

YDI for buying from T-Mobile. AT&T lets you transfer your numbers in about 30 seconds.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:19

Nowhere in the FML does it say the numbers from his T-Mobile phone are un-transferable.

septemberlovebug 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:10

well, that certainly sucks! but who cares, im sure you can do much better than her anyways. and at&t is waaay better than t-mobile

musicninja 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:11

Ouch!

PrinceTwilight17 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:11

Yeah well, I like sucking dicks, so whatever.

ehon82 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

why is this on fml...

perdix 29

Thursday 15 October 2009 2:20

This would be an FML if. . . When the customer service rep got to your ex-girlfriend's number, he said, "Hey, where did YOU get the number of the cum dumpster me and all the other guys bone?"