Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends...

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

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By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

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By mario - 02/03/2019 19:00 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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eurostar710 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:03

Sounds like a cool way to smoke. I'll have to try it some time haha.

jjoyce6 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:43

Were they playing it on a high note?

Comments

corrinaswan 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 21:12

To get back at him call the cops, unless you want to join them and **** up your brain too.

themexicansalvi 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 22:09

I play bass clarinet and I always jokingly pretend to use it as a bong in class. but it's funnier when someone actually did it haha

funbrat444 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:03

Well, just make sure you clean it out. Haha(:

chronicxxl 0

Monday 19 September 2011 6:17

How? On the reals though thats just stupid, just go to a head shop and get a bong!

TurtleAngel 0

Monday 19 September 2011 9:55

Do any of you dumb ***** who're going "good idea" know what a bass clarinet goes for?!?!?!How much that shit'll cost to get fixed?! I am absolutely livid about all of this.It's complete shit!!!Everybody claiming shit about pot,get a ******* life!I mean,unless any of you dill weeds,on either side of the argument,have any degrees in this shit,shut the **** up.Most of the people who are against weed think it's morally wrong so they're biased,and most of the people who are for weed smoke it,so they're biased too...and to all you geniuses,it's still illegal...it's still a ******* federal offense.Get a ******* clue,do something with your lives...