Death, Awkward and Health: Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around...

By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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Read the room

By Sarah - 11/02/2025 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Dartfrogger - 12/02/2015 19:16 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

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By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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You tried

By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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carriealana 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

What kind of joke is that? Even if she hadn't died, it wouldn't be funny!

mygreenhoodie 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:52

your spelling hurts my eyes..

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colbytow 0

Friday 6 March 2009 8:25

You see this in movies! Classic comedy.

Auron_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:50

I lol'd.

Zic_fml 7

Friday 6 March 2009 18:29

HAHHA! What a clanger did you drop there mate, huh? But never mind, that kind of thing happen, and it's natural. They are bound to happen to everyone. Now, i would mourn my grandma instead of cracking jokes.

beardsnbicycles7 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:16

at least that joke was funnier than anything Dane Cook has ever said... still, bad form.

Milliardo2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 11:26

No way I did the same thing when my grandpa died... I felt like a dick but it's not your fault who could have known?

soozin 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:32

Dumbass. Don't joke about death like that esp. with older people. I mean if you had said "Whats the matter, did someone die" and not name out someone specifically, then it would be more reasonable. But to name someone out at that age? You had it coming.

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Sunday 8 March 2009 3:29

...is that like a running gag in your family?

linzoid1995 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:38

dude thats just never cool.

ubbernoob 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:59

Okay, Okay. . . maybe it was a bad joke, and maybe i do have HORRIBLE timing, but how was i supposed to know that she really had died? And to make things worse; during the funeral reception they mentioned my "horrible joke." FML

kenltd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:45

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like Grandma was a total pain hanging on for years longer than she probably deserved. ROFLMAO @ the funeral too. Did you get cut out of the will?