By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
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tylersign 11

"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days." I'd record that. YouTube gold.

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MattRoseen 12

Sounds like a great car ride!

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PeeblesWiggins 0

"'Cause you're hot when you're cold.."

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msjoyfull84 0

In the trunk she goes.

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derpster 7

why throw her in the trunk when you can tie her underneath the car?

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rallets 22

"change the station, this song is too hot"

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sugarandspice33 0

2- your picture is so cute!

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tylersign 11

"Why is it getting louder when it's getting hotter...?!?!? I don't understand technology these days." I'd record that. YouTube gold.

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tellithowitis 13

Throw her out of the car in some random place. Problem solved

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Maybe it's just me, but as drunken stepmothers go, thats kinda boring.

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Buttsexpirate 9

"This song sucks! It just goes whooooooosh! Where's the catchy hook?"

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flockz 19

"this song is so hot!! makes me want to take my clothes off!"

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flockz 19

*points and laughs at child size penis* *realizes mocked penis is larger than own*

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fancyclown 9

*looks in pants* *tear trails down cheek* *rides horse into sunset*

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maddylovesu 5

*awkwardly stares at a bunch of exposed tiny dicks*

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Buttsexpirate 9

50-Too small for my crew at least.

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graham11 14

Anyone notice gurggle deleted his account? I feel accomplished actually!!

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ColtsDoug18 0

She must not think you are hot enough to be her "daughter.." ANYWAYS you only have to deal with it once, it's more like F your dads life

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Dracoboxer357 35

(Agrees with ColtsDoug18. Sitting with a ranting drunk once isn't so much fyl for you as for daddy)

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rttr 18

Thats pretty funny, welcome to the favorites page.

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perdix 29

Max defrost with recirculated air still sounds better than Rebecca Black.

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nixter5 18

And nails on a chalkboard.

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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Yes, because your mother definitely sounds much better than all of the above. You make a great point.

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