Animals: Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch,...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By madisonbubch - 23/09/2014 01:04 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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By Galaxy - 29/03/2014 17:03 - Belgium - Guigoven

Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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Traumatized

By Anon - 31/10/2009 11:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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illusong 16

Monday 12 May 2014 8:28

Poor bunny :( That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom. Usually they use dogs or cats for the note. Did she go to prom with u at least?

kakakarotcake 17

Monday 12 May 2014 8:28

Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit

Comments

poopface82 19

Tuesday 13 May 2014 10:51

I seriously hope he's not your boyfriend anymore or your prom date. What a maroon.

TravisTheOtaku 4

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:00

He can't be any more stupid than the person calling him a maroon

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Tuesday 13 May 2014 13:32

Oh GOD that's bad. Not gonna lie, though, the stupidity of that idea outweighs how adorable it is.

whatthefhumanity 7

Tuesday 13 May 2014 14:58

He's your boyfriend and he didn't know you had a dog? What a stupid guy, even if you had no dog the bunny would've just pissed and shit all over your floor anyway, and probably chewed stuff up too. And he got his own pet killed - I hope you dumped him AND refused the prom proposal.

chriisteex 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:54

I'm just going to assume you meant your dog ate the prom note or I'll start feeling sad for the rest of the day.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 13 May 2014 23:24

#77, then why would he have dated her for two years?

StillUsesMyspace 22

Wednesday 14 May 2014 7:26

If only everyone on this thread had read the importance of being earnest. It makes fun of every concept mentioned here. "why do I need to ask if we're dating" "I have to know the answer before I ask" "why date someone you dislike" ... etc. thanks school.