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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2025 20:00 - South Africa - Alberton

Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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Sunday 24 October 2010 9:19

YDI- acting like a 12 year old does not stop other people from acting immature.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:13

What movie were you watching? The theater's surround sound must be pretty good if the background sound sounds so real and so close.

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soccerguru99 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 17:04

wow retard YDI

spaceshan69 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 17:28

you throw popcorn at people around here in a theatre cuz you're a dumbass and your liable to getting your ass whooped.

0opsie 6

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:02

"throwing popcorn"...what are you? 7?

dfarrey 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:06

Were you watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 in an actual theater?

peachezthelette 22

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:53

Who throws popcorn?

dfarrey 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:03

Honestly?

KennKenn 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:04

Someone must have felt like shit

PWAU 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:31

You couldn't have just leaned forward and politely asked them to quiet down for a bit? You deserve it for answering rudeness with rudeness. At least give them the benefit of the doubt that they're reasonable people who would be quiet if asked. Throwing popcorn? How old are you? Two?

courtsx 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:57

YDI. End of story =D

cmac86 23

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:13

dude, just tell them to shut up next time instead of throwing popcorn. that stuff is expensive! but that theater must be great to have a nice sound like that. or horrible movie.