Love: Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was...

By Mrs. Terrified - 23/10/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By tahneee - 31/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML

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SwiftFaux 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

No babies for you.

pinkpolarbear 8

Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

WIN! The man knows how to shoot.

Comments

Sadfacesenior 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:07

Remind your boyfriend not to annoy him while he's holding a gun :)

sexychickxoxo 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:12

Insta kill!!

LivingLakeside 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:06

Hahaha epic

beaglegun2009 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:22

We're you in knob creek?!?!

acanedo 17

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:55

More like FHL...(boyfriend)

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 3 May 2013 6:46

Do your man a favor, NEVER let him meet your father

DeanWnchstr12479 6

Wednesday 5 June 2013 18:41

I guess you'll be happy if you ever break up...

maspeno6 6

Thursday 15 January 2015 21:26

Honestly, I hate dads who feel like they should try to "protect" their daughters from boys/sex, especially since they would never consider doing the same thing for their sons. It's just feeding our society's messed up notion that sex is a predatory act where a man takes something from a woman.