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By Mrs. Terrified - 23/10/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By tahneee - 31/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

No babies for you.

pinkpolarbear 8

Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

WIN! The man knows how to shoot.

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iSANDRAi 1

Monday 24 October 2011 12:08

look on the bright side if ur bf ever cheat on u or did u wrong, ur dad can hurt him where the sun won't shine ever again :)

ibawijs_fml 1

Monday 24 October 2011 12:38

And how bright would that be ! The BF, horribly mutilated, commits suicide weeks later The father is sent to federal PMITA prison for 10 years The OP becomes a prostitute since her father can't support her anymore Thanks super daddy ! But hey, there's an alternative : Scared by her father, the OP never engages in a relationship with a boy. As years pass, boys seem more and more confusing and frightening to her, so she dies alone and childless.

whoopdydoop69 6

Monday 24 October 2011 14:33

^this guy... is really depressing

KnucklesDeep 5

Monday 24 October 2011 12:17

Ask your father if he had pre-marital sex.

emag_eht 18

Monday 24 October 2011 13:53

Well it's not like he'll really do that to your boyfriend. Dad's just don't like that their little girls are growing up and dating. You should be happy he's concerned about you. Just make sure your boyfriend doesn't slip up.