By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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pastel_fml 18

This is why you go through gun safety first.

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Okamigurl 16

A foot is better than getting it in the ass any day in my book..

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Okamigurl 16

A foot is better than getting it in the ass any day in my book..

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Raxy_fml 18

And a bullet in your ass is better than a bullet to the head. What's your point? just telling OP worse could've happened?

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Iwannarock1 19

Did you shoot her back?

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larrena2377 26

Or to your private parts...ow..

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pastel_fml 18

This is why you go through gun safety first.

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xlord 27

Now we just need to make the American police go through gun safety. (Sorry in advance, I couldn't help myself)

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davidpropert 32

Not all cops are incompetent rascists. The few who are give the majority of cops a bad name (assuming youre referencing the recent occurences of white cops shooting unarmed black men)

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soulreaper12296 28

If they were going to a gun range they've probably already gone through gun safety. Just because you know how to be safe doesn't mean accidents can't happen.

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FragrantSalmon 12

Why are we discussing about cops now? Go to reddit if you wanna bring up different subjects that are not related to the story.

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darknut79 17

Whenever anyone says "'merica" their opinion is instantly null and void

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604 11

Well then it's a good thing I said "'murica" isn't it?

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gracehi 31

What's wrong with being right-wing and toting guns? If being a right-wing gun toter is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! ... Or left.

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xKrisSmoove 21

She was trying to catch a wabbit by your foot, did you go and see the Doc?

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lexiieeex3 32

Well isn't that telling...

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angiee_baybee 15

I guess that's pay back for the pain she felt during your birth. (Not meant as an insult)

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EbyKat 16

C-sections hurt like a b*tch after the fact. They cut through your stomach muscles to get to the baby and that can take longer to heal. Plus you are healing with a newborn needing all your attention so unless you have a strong network of people helping you out it is a trial to say the least.

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ThanksGenetics 5

You do realize that when a mother gives birth it's not the child's fault she endures pain. She knew of the repercussions of getting pregnant. You simply can't use that as an excuse

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