Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy,...

By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 23:02

Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML

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By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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Is this legal?

By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By myanmarkaviar - 27/08/2015 16:34 - Norway - Fl?

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 18 July 2014 22:00

"You won't be missed...because you're still here with us in spirit." There. All fixed.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Friday 18 July 2014 21:59

I accidentally said "chanks" to an asian customer the other day instead of "cheers" and "thanks". It's easily done!

Comments

Kira1965 23

Saturday 19 July 2014 4:10

Channels made me laugh so hard I cried.

Kira1965 23

Saturday 19 July 2014 4:11

Wtf? ^ auto correct changed chanks! DYAC

WildJubeJube 16

Saturday 19 July 2014 4:49

I'm sorry for your loss. I also apologies for laughing at your mistake.

natalieeliza 11

Saturday 19 July 2014 4:57

This reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle.

tdotreppin 12

Saturday 19 July 2014 6:06

Ouch.

godcomplexkid 7

Saturday 19 July 2014 7:31

shit.

SailorBen 6

Saturday 19 July 2014 9:21

I had to speak in front of my command a number of times and it's funny the shenanigans that came out of my mouth. Embarrassing but funny after the fact. I'm sure your family understands with the stress levels elevated when giving a speech like that. Not everyone is good at public speaking, especially when emotional.

Yemao 7

Saturday 19 July 2014 11:25

Did you fix it up nicely by immediatly saying "for you will always be in our hearts"? (as in: "you won't be missed, for you will always be in our hearts.“)