Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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skatingweasel 0

Dude...you need to get laid.

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skatingweasel 0

Dude...you need to get laid.

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frosting1012 0

that'd the ugliest foti I've ever seen of a gyuy before

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hawxfighter_fml 0

dude u don't even got a ****** photo

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brianjman14 22

#167 1. You don't even have a photo, so don't try to insult people when you don't even show yourself. 2. Go back to school if that's how you really spell "that's," "photo," and "guy." OP, all I can say is....... Wow. You REALLY need to learn this type of stuff ESPECIALLY if you're a SENIOR.

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Classic_PWN 1

I think it's a cute pic..but that's just me.

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CoGhostRider 31

Lots of guys get laid without knowing what a clit is and Half the guys commenting here probably can't even find it.

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Mnemic 5

Doing some research ain't that bad sometimes... ;)

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Enoch134 0

rofl shelter kids are the biggest sex peeved out their Hannah

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justindrew14 29

I didn't know what **** was until one of my friends showed me retube.

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Tehalon 0

Sad, very sad. Unless you have no interest in women what so ever then its oke.

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Rollercoaster_fml 0

Dude... start by watching some ****... maybe even reading up on anatomy...! And then do what #1 said.

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Yogirl1223 0

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hollyperk716 0

awh... ha ha once my mom and some family friends were eating lunch at a nice restaurant after church, all of the sudden my sister goes " what's ***********?" and my mom goes " WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" and she says "(25 year old freak) Steven just texted me that he was giving me that for my 16th birthday, what does it mean?" and my friend goes "it means he wants to eat you out" and the people at the table next to us stood up, children in tow, and moved tables. people need to learn these things. pick up a book. something.

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thetr00per 0

that family had children...

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Gondile 4

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originaljosh 11

did your parents **** up this "steven" guy?

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myname_fml 0

LOL @ 9 Your sister should not be getting that from a 25 year old guy, esp if she doesn't even know what it means.

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spazz666 18

10) Instead of commenting on the FML, you might wanna try hitting the "reply" button.

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