Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed...

By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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Copilot 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:02

What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"

Jacks_Penguin 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.

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lunytunes88 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:34

YDI Ninjas don't wash their clothes.

lilbuddy23 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:50

# 78 Wins. lol

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:40

Creeper Fail. Extra fail for being a chick. Chicks aren't supposed to be awkward around guys.

TheCalendarGirl 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 8:30

Hahahahahahahahahahah oh my goodness. "Chicks aren't supposed to be awkward around guys!" I'm sorry, but have you ever actually met a girl? >.<

manturay9 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:44

epic fail, "be a ninja" they made me add it to my favorites cuz of that line. "im such a ninja i can throw a sock into a basket without a dude noticing!" or, u could, acshly say hi.

TheLetterZero 7

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:52

He didn't say "real ninja". Also, you can always try using CRAZY MAGICAL POWERZZZ! like the sorry excuse of a show featuring a loser in bright orange.

whoopsies_1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:57

ROFL FAIL

Night22_fml 4

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:12

REAL NINJAS ARE SO BADASS, THEY DON'T NEED TO USE A PICKUP LINE. Yeah.

foryoublue94 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:16

I don't see how that would've gone well even if he didn't see you. "Excuse me, my sock's in your basket..." "Why?" or "Who's sock is this?" "I'm sorry, that's mine" "What the ****..."

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:17

You know, I'm a rather shy person myself, but I wouldn't try that bullshit. Seriously, what the hell? Just say "Hey, nice day eh?" or something... just talk!