By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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Copilot 0

What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"

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Jacks_Penguin 0

YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.

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thelonelylurker 0

Lol don't be such a creeper.

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flyboy57 0

tried to be a ninja? I'm sorry, but you can't be a ninja. they are skilled mercenaries and you can't even keep track of your socks. fail!

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sodahhhr 0

fyl, now have some soup to make it all better please

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lologirl419 0

"I tried to be a ninja"? Please. Could you have worded that ANY lamer? Also, just freakin' TALK to the dude. I'm sure he'd have liked that better. It's not that hard. Just say "Hey, how's it going?" or something casual. YDI for needing a ninja-sock to start a conversation with someone...

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zargon 1

Ninja? Real ninja couldn't even afford a katana (Japan being an iron-deficient nation and the ninja being relatively poor). A real ninja would have assassinated the guy with his own sword or, more likely, by getting into a position close enough to him to poison his food or something. I mean, honestly, if you're going to criticise someone else's use of the word 'ninja', especially if you use the phrase 'real ninja', at least get an idea of what the word truly means.

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bridget_909 0

hahahaha, that made me laugh . can you say awkward?

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iFruit 0

OP, you're my hero. Let's take karate classes, watch ninja movies, an imitate Jackie Chan! HEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kewlcat 0

what if shes pretty and a brunette and is smart?

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GrimReaper973 0

Why don't women just say hi, all this extra stuff is pointless.

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fmlthepornaddict 0

cuz we are shy,dur

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RatIsKing 0

And you think guys aren't shy? I'm a guy and I would much rather have a chick come up to me and start a conversation than to walk up to her and be really embarrassed if she doesn't like me. If you're shy, just think about how we feel.

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