Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up...

By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Laundrylady - 18/08/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Classy

By Eww - 17/11/2021 20:02

Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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Saturday 3 December 2011 0:54

you brought it on yourself

jizzwold 21

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:56

So then you two had sex right?

Comments

bittersweet25 3

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:26

That's just nasty...wipe that ass better

xinlovex96 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 3:11

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sikmunkee 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:28

thanks for taking up space with your useless comment

fmybathtub 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:23

thats what you get for being canadian

sikmunkee 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:25

and you got those how?......

CoverBoy 14

Monday 5 December 2011 0:33

Skid marks - shit stains on your underwear.

arysmomee 2

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:30

you are nasty.

JeuseKastoan 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:54

Sounds like a shitty situation

jecarper 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:00

Ydi, wipe your ass...

CoverBoy 14

Monday 5 December 2011 0:31

Dude, gross. If you don't have good hygiene at least try to wear black underwear.

disney_blonde 16

Monday 5 December 2011 2:13

Skid marked undies need to go in the trash, not the wash.

shots1996 8

Monday 5 December 2011 2:53

I always thought toilet paper was mans best invention

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